That cookie, sir, is mine.

This prompt comes from D who, in his initial game play for NaBloPoMo, came up with some really good questions. The one I am tackling today, “What I have learned in spite of my education?”

Oh, where do I even begin.

 

Here’s a smattering:

 

I learned…

  • about the varying methods of making a roommate aware that the cooking is not quite going as planned and that they can, in turn, learn of the severity of the damage given the amount of cursing.
  • that with the saying that there is more than one way to skin a cat, there are also infinite ways to annoy a cat.
  • that cat claws leaves scars.
  • when you don’t want to run into your ex’s, dress as well as you can. You step out in a stained t-shirt and sweatpants with natty hair, there they are – glaring at you.
  • that it really is instinctive how you handle a car tire exploding at 80 miles an hour.
  • burning bridges is not really the best way to handle life, but it is the most dramatic and gives the most content for late-night blogging/journaling.
  • friends mean more and do more to color your world than anything else. Save for love, I suppose. Whatever that word means, haven’t read the book or gotten the memo for that one.
  • that you shouldn’t feel obliged to finish all the books you start. Life is too short.
  • never say no to a chance to sit in a DeLorean.
  • that you should tell people that you love them even if you’re afraid to do so or even you know that the outcome will be negative.
  • that you should take the last cookie.

And finally, or at least finally for this post, I learned that…

  • education isn’t everything. Far from it, I fear.

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4 Responses to That cookie, sir, is mine.

  1. The Rebuker says:

    • You can always give yourself an ‘A.’
    • Or an ‘A+’ depending on how well you think you did.
    • It’s okay to be an enlightened and worldly feminist and still be attracted to big, hairy macho guys.
    • Nobody (with the possible exception of Trivial Pursuit teammates) really cares if you know what ‘hermeneutics,’ ‘gendered superstructures,’ or ‘ontological implications’ are.

  2. eatsbugs says:

    well, put. My turn, I think.

  3. Doc Bill says:

    I learned that I’m suppose to share, which is different from learning how to share. I can relate to the concept of MY COOKIE!

    (the trick is to bake TWICE as many)

  4. J says:

    You’re right you need to keep yourself as well dressed as possible to avoid unwanted encounters and you did handle the 80 mph blowout very well. Here’s a cookie.

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