I fell off the wagon today.

It wasn’t so bad. A little tingling, a little yawning. Over in no time.

A lot like sex in those respects.


P.S. This is not a veiled comment about alcohoism; I’m too cheap for that.
P.P.P.S. What exactly is this post about? Yes, you know, E. You too, D. Both of you. Same goes for you J. And it’s not NaBloPoMo either for heaven’s sake.
P.P.S. This is not my last post for today, I’m hoping to get two in. TWO!

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2 Responses to I fell off the wagon today.

  1. The Rebuker says:

    You skipped class? No. Internet porn? No. Oreo cookies? Speaking in tongues? Breaking “No baldies, no fatties” rule?

  2. E says:

    I’m so sorry. We both know that going to overtly trendy stores to steal time in their insanely comfortable and overpriced massaging chairs can be an obsession, but I know you can be strong. Fight the good fight! Viva la revolucion!

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