Sadly, I may be becoming a cat lady…
But on the bright side, I can rock me some high-water pants. And now for something completely random:
Because I (unlike many of my friends) have faith in humanity, I will believe that this is an attempt to be witty. This faith does not extend to the fact that I still believe that the common citizen does not have enough fear in their lives. Thusly, I bring you the dog running alongside the horses of the Apocalypse:
On sale at Dillard’s – now down from one hundred dollars to $66.60. Well, it was actually on sale for twenty-five dollars…but $66.60 would have been so much more appropriate.