Why did the English major cross the road?

Well, I’m the new treasurer for the university’s English Graduate Organization. I was smart and picked the position with no competition.

As for the “English major AND a treasurer” jokes, I’m sure you guys can figure those out for yourself. In any case, I’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

*amuses self greatly*

I’ll probably burn in some sort of literary comedic hell someday.

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7 Responses to Why did the English major cross the road?

  1. firewings says:

    No, no – literary comedic hell, D.

  2. The Rebuker says:

    Well, it’s a good thing the English department doesn’t actually get any funding, or else they’d be screwed! By you! You know, ’cause English majors aren’t good at math.

    I’m sorry, it’s the best I could do.

  3. K says:

    The FFA president offered the English department a small field next to the school for the future use of the members(probably to act out Shakespeare plays).
    Asked by the English department treasurer the cost,
    Oh it’s free said the FFA President, but I’d watch the bull, “HE CHARGES”.

    ‘ah thank you.

  4. K says:

    I’ll be here all week …

  5. firewings says:

    Charges! Bwahaha!

  6. Erin says:

    two crackers were walking down the street and one was a-salted… haha…laugh that was funny.

    ok so nothing to do with the english thing or the money person thing but still funny…

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