Stealing material on my way to greener pastures…

Me: “Ugh, I’m not good at writing two week notices.”
E: “Hmm.”
E: “I wish to inform you that in two weeks I will give you all the bird as I walk cackling out of the station. Thank you for the opportunity, even if it was mindless and ultimately just a quaint time to refer to when I wish to add humor to my future best-selling memoirs. Regards and chuckles, Ms. F-Wings.”

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4 Responses to Stealing material on my way to greener pastures…

  1. E says:

    My wit gets no comments? Boo hoo.

  2. eatsbugs says:

    I like it personally. You should really use it.

  3. K says:

    haha. Awesome.

  4. thebutton says:

    Yep, why sugar coat it. Be honest hehe.

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