[Ed. Note: I found this rummaging through my computer and try as I might, I could not find the original author for this. And if this offends you in any way, go have some cake.]
Protestantism – You can have your cake and eat it too.
Taoism – The way to have cake is to eat cake.
Catholicism – Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s cake.
Judaism – Eat, eat already!
Atheism – There is no such thing as cake.
TV Evangelism – You can have all the cake; just send money.
Buddhism – Cake is.
Zen Buddhism – What is the sound of cake baking?
Hinduism – Have your cake. Just don’t have a cow.