Cake and Religion

[Ed. Note: I found this rummaging through my computer and try as I might, I could not find the original author for this. And if this offends you in any way, go have some cake.]

Protestantism – You can have your cake and eat it too.

Taoism – The way to have cake is to eat cake.

Catholicism – Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s cake.

Judaism – Eat, eat already!

Atheism – There is no such thing as cake.

TV Evangelism – You can have all the cake; just send money.

Buddhism – Cake is.

Zen Buddhism – What is the sound of cake baking?

Hinduism – Have your cake. Just don’t have a cow.

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2 Responses to Cake and Religion

  1. eatsbugs says:

    Wicca – Thou art Cake/Cakess.

  2. Sarah says:

    What kind of cake are we talking about?

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