How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?
I usually wear none. Plain Jane.
What is your favorite instrumental song?
Uh…Tubular Bells? Just kidding. [Maybe.]
I’m not sure. Afro Celt Sound System has some good stuff.
Who has a last name that you like?
I like German last names. ‘Nuff said.
Name a popular movie you’ve never seen.
American Pie; nor do I ever plan on seeing it.
Fill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___________ like ____________.
Nothing makes me see reason like getting slapped by a trout.