The Return of the Feast

Appetizer
Describe your laundry routine. Do you have a certain day when you do it all, or do you just wash whatever you need for the next day?

Laundry…routine…I usually run out of pants and underwear, find or barter for quarters, and schlep my stuff to a laundry mat. Since there isn’t a bib or a nappy in sight, I don’t think I’ll be establishing a routine until then.

Soup
In your opinion, what age will you be when you’ll consider yourself to truly be old?

Honestly, I have no idea. My generation will be vain enough to consider the decade that they’re in to be three decades younger than they actually are and with my pitiful math skills I’ll just give up, count my wrinkles, and use that number for my age.

Salad
What is one of your goals? Is it short-term, long-term, or both?

I resolve to understand why I spruce up my writing with British terms like nappy and wanker and yet haven’t a drop of British blood in my veins.

Main Course
Name something unbelievable you’ve seen or read lately.

Can I just say Bose Electromagnetic Suspension? OMG. *fan girl scream*

Dessert
On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how happy are you today?

I’ll say 4+Pi. Just to be difficult.