Which snack do you like to get when you go to the movies?
The only time I really go to the movies anymore is when I’m doing concessions for the local indepedent theater and I man the popcorn machine. I make the best popcorn ever, plus, I’m quite handy with the salt shaker.
What year did you start using the internet?
I…oooh, hmmm…I would wager around 1994 or so.
What is your first name in Pig Latin? (Here’s how to speak it if you don’t already know!)
And I never did learn how to speak Pig Latin. I might slide that back over to the only child bit because if I didn’t want my parents to understand me, I just would speak to myself in my head.
I also learned at 19 how to do I’m a Little Teapot. I’m a little behind on the childhood cultural markers of an American.
Name something you are picky about.
I’m picky about having the people I speak to look in my eyes when I’m talking to them. I keep running across eye-roamers which always makes me wonder if they’re talking to me, or to the person behind me, or to the Thetan behind me. Anyway you shake it, it might be bad.
Fill in the blanks: I ____ ____ yesterday and I ____ ____ today.
I did shower yesterday and I didn’t shower today. I’m going green. (Um, in an ecological NBC sort of way.)