He hasn’t seen Fatal Attraction

Nothing like going to the video store on a Saturday afternoon with its glowing couples to make you right as rain. Overhead:

Male, touching lightly the small of his girlfriend’s back, “I don’t want to watch a horror movie.”

“What are you talking about; it’s a comedy,” says the girlfriend.

“Knocked Up seems too much like a horror movie to me.”


3 Responses to He hasn’t seen Fatal Attraction

  1. E says:

    Cue obvious joke alarm.

  2. firewings says:

    I’m all about obvious jokes.

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