Taking away my Today

Out the hazy dream my consciousness was beginning to leak out of this morning, I heard the familiar sound of my alarm – a single gentle beep. Automatically, I ricocheted my arm diagonally upward pounding my Kleenex box with rigour. I had inadvertently placed my alarm clock on the wrong side of the nightstand.

I am a creature of habit. I sometimes wish I were someone who created traditions that held a weaving of intimate meaning, something akin to lighting incense before morning mediation and yoga. I, however, only usually just stumble blearily toward my TV and pop the necessary buttons.

Did you notice that I walk to my TV to turn it on? The TV in my bedroom is a relic from my childhood; it’s the very first TV I got when I was 12 or 13. Now still in my bedroom, it is the very first thing I do in the morning. I have a quiet, yet sincere belief that bits of the world might have fallen off the map while I was drooling on my pillow. These things I must know, you know, for travel purposes.

NBC is my favorite. The local news has a genuinely mellow, yet upbeat female anchor saying names of streets and intersections in the larger town they broadcast out of about an hour away. Traffic jams, bridge waits, all things I have absolutely no need for – entirely soothing as I readjust to the land of the living. About a year ago, they introduced a young, black weatherman that you just knew was not from around here. Chester Lampkin. They don’t make names like that around these parts.

But he certainly had chutzpa for the lingo when he started the job. He had taken upon himself to enunciate the Spanish in our town names to a cloying degree with an unsure clamor of Aaaaahs and a throaty El. I would mimic them back to him and chuckle. I off-handly told a co-worker about my sincere affection for Chester and his slow spiral of toward Gringoization of town names. “I love him too,” she declared, “Chester – what a name!”

The tell-tale grandeur of seven o’clock would then ring out with the arrival of the Today show. Matt Lauer’s fluctuation between mid-life crisis to utter contempt was my version of morning coffee. His clear demonstration of contempt for Roker or his unhidden apathy for celebrities he interviewed (only to be playfully aroused by a feral Tom Cruise), this was the snark of the world that I loved and found strange, strange comfort in.

The digital conversion had been coming and looming and was then pushed away like me procrastinating a blog post. But it did arrive and there I was, regretfully opening the package of my converter box. Several cords, a plug into the outlet, and I hit the scan button.

My NBC was gone. I scanned several times. I sat on my bed eyeing the converter with hatred. I scanned again. I attempted foil, just in case.

Good Morning America…is just so damn perky.

So, I’ve joined NaBloPoMo’s July month long blogging. It’s theme: Routine. Given that my blog has lacked a lot of that in the last several months, I’m taking it as a call from the universe to get myself back to pound the electric keys for a bit. With Diane Sawyer, it’s going to be a hell of a long month.


5 Responses to Taking away my Today

  1. Matt Lauer is just sizing up everybody for his eventual disclosure that he is, in fact, a cyborg from the year 2078.

  2. firewings says:

    Losing hair like that was a very apt distraction on his part then. I hope he brings flying cars.

  3. Actually, he’s not bringing anything. He’s just going to say he’s a cyborg from the year 2078. He won’t have messages, he won’t have insight on the future. He’ll just let that fact be his quirk, as if he had a streak of white hair or had a funny accent. Conan O’Brien will get the first interview. He will have him sit in on a “In the Year 3000” skit and make RoboCop jokes.

  4. Erin says:

    I feel your pain, I freaking hate matt….he’s creepy

  5. thebutton says:

    Hehe, I was at my Mom’s and got to watch the Today show at it’s proper time, not 2pm like it airs here. It was strange getting out of that routine. Right now you’re not missing much with that show, it’s all about MJ. 😛

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